My Life...
I love nico so much and wonder where has been! Could he have left for Greece? I truly hope we will find out where he is in MoA l. He is so young and has such a depressing past. I have always convinced myself I will marry him one day. I know he’s fictional, but haven’we all had an unrealistic crush? In short, BABY COME BACK!!
Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
No, that is not me.
- Gale: Don't cha wish your boyfriend shot squirrels like me
- Katniss: Gale, stop-
- Gale: Don't cha wish your boy got all the girls like me
- Katniss: Just-
- Gale: DON'T CHA
- Katniss: Pleas-
- Gale: DON'T CHA
- Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me
- Katniss: Oh god not you too-
- Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend baked buns like me
- Katniss: Peeta-
- Peeta: DON'T CHA
- Katniss: Make it stop-
- Peeta: DON'T CHA
I don’t think there is another oprion than to love him!
(Source: onceuponatimeademigod, via mount-olympuss)
OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN
This is everything I’ve ever wanted.
my exact reaction and I kid you not:
-scrolls down dash-
-scrolls back up-
Is that the President boogie-ing?
-instant reblog-HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT FOREVER
why the fuck can’t julia gillard dance like this?
obama’s one sassy mothafucka
omg hero.
No but…can he just take over the world now?
he can get down
Forget the two term rule! PRESIDENT FOR LIFE!!!!
(Source: angielovesowls, via mack-and-cheese-please)
If you don’t reblog this, then you hate Harry Potter.
I’m obligated as a resident of Earth
FOREVER REBLOG
well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I?
I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/
FOREVER REBLOG
Who wouldn’t reblog this?
I just had to reblog after I had. Sorry. DEAL WITH IT.
I know I’m a thg blog but…
I had to reblog it. I just…. I had to…
(Source: mrs-potter, via odair--in-his-underwear)
- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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- Peter: You got that gun.
- Tobias: No, I thought I could just shoot bullets out of my nostrils, so I left it upstairs
- Me: asfhgyrkjtkljhdhg
Can you relate? You sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't. You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud. You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them. You're always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the "sup" head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
It’s crazy how much I can relate to strangers…I love Tumblr. (:
MYBRETHREN. I HAVE FOUND MY BRETHREN.
I totally friggin’ nodded and then freaked the frick out when I read the next line where it accused me of doing the very thing O_O
THIS.
(Source: pretttycunt, via wowfunniestposts)
THIS is super accurate
(Source: fishingforplimpies, via percyjacksonheadcanons)
